Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I...
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jaycakes: if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all. especially if all you’re going to do is bitch at me, and tell me things i already know. because it’ll be pointless, even more pointless if we both dislike each other.