Sometimes I feel like a diary
People seem to trust me enough to tell me their life changing stories, I amaze myself at how many secrets I know yet never mention anything to anyone. Its hard to explain, like and honor but a burden at the same time.
Your friends: Omg youre so pretty and skinny
Girls in your grade: Omg youre so pretty and skinny
Random friends on facebook: Omg youre so pretty and skinny
Random fuckers you don't care about: Omg youre so pretty and skinny
Guy you actually like: RUN AWAY FROM THE WILDEBEAST!!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the pizza?
izzerz: Because he started eating it before it was cool.
Sometimes I think I hold on to people who don't...
god. i cant wait to go to college and not have my mom bitch at me every fucking day.
University application fees
dumbledoreisabamf: “Because even if we don’t want you at our school, we’ll gladly take your money”
I should put pictures of Victoria's Secret Angels...